Posted by Mick Scannell on May 04, 1999 at 07:03:26:
In Reply to: Re: Extravagant executions posted by John Robinson on May 02, 1999 at 21:31:21:
: I am the new owner of Z and my existance is anything but miserable. Do I still have a free pass or if not, what is my method of passing to be?
Aiee! The letter 'Zed' does not immediately bring to mind a method of dispatch for thee, chap! Perhaps we should coin a new word, such as 'Zamped'. You shall be pressganged onto his showboat to serve as his latest concubine, or perhaps as a mime artist. Be warned : neither of these vocations carry much prestige or financial reward, though at least the former career path allows one to keep their self respect.
The only other torment that immediately springs to mind is to be sent to Zab Zonk's star, to be left naked in a freezing subterranean cavern, visited nightly by a facially tattooed harridin in a frightwig. The stuff of nightmares, to be sure!
Best Regards,
Mick